Kindergarten Cop 2
They didn’t even try to do the reboot thing. Just went straight to sequel. I shudder just watching this trailer. Poor Dolph. How far he has fallen. This could potentially be the worst thing on this list, and that’s saying a lot.
Why? Who thought this was a good idea? Even the little kid can’t believe he’s in this travesty of a film. I hate that Hollywood is all about taking what was beloved in my childhood and destroying it.
Independence Day: Resurgence
The original movie was a blockbuster success and a guilty pleasure to many. Anytime it comes on I stop and watch it. It was a movie that never needed a sequel. It really didn’t need a sequel almost 20 years later. Just more of Hollywood’s destruction of my childhood. I mean, watch the trailer. Tell me if there is anything there that you care about.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows
The first one was shit, and this one will be shit. All the Krang, Bebop, and Rocksteady you want will not save this steaming pile of garbage. It’s still a Michael Bay film, the turtles are still CGI monstrosities, and they are keeping Krang a secret. Stephen Amell as Casey Jones? I’d watch that. But just him. Alone. Acting against the green screen. You get none of my money, Michael Bay.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
No, I’m not kidding with this one. It has not impressed me one bit thus far. I hated Man of Steel and this doesn’t look any different. The trailer shows off a lot of CGI action between Batman and Superman in a dark movie that also has Wonder Woman thrown in. Oh, let’s not forget the other seven or so heroes that get shoehorned in at the end. I might find my way out to theaters to see just how bad this really is, but make no mistake: I am calling this the worst comic book movie of the year.
What do you think? Am I wrong? Do you disagree with me? Tell me about it in the comments below. Start a conversation. What’s the worst that could happen?
All opinions are that of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Deck Ape...or anyone else. Arrr!