5 Movies That Will Suck In 2016

Kindergarten Cop 2

They didn’t even try to do the reboot thing. Just went straight to sequel. I shudder just watching this trailer. Poor Dolph. How far he has fallen. This could potentially be the worst thing on this list, and that’s saying a lot.

Pete’s Dragon

Why? Who thought this was a good idea? Even the little kid can’t believe he’s in this travesty of a film. I hate that Hollywood is all about taking what was beloved in my childhood and destroying it.

Independence Day: Resurgence

The original movie was a blockbuster success and a guilty pleasure to many. Anytime it comes on I stop and watch it. It was a movie that never needed a sequel. It really didn’t need a sequel almost 20 years later. Just more of Hollywood’s destruction of my childhood. I mean, watch the trailer. Tell me if there is anything there that you care about.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows

The first one was shit, and this one will be shit. All the Krang, Bebop, and Rocksteady you want will not save this steaming pile of garbage. It’s still a Michael Bay film, the turtles are still CGI monstrosities, and they are keeping Krang a secret. Stephen Amell as Casey Jones? I’d watch that. But just him. Alone. Acting against the green screen. You get none of my money, Michael Bay.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

No, I’m not kidding with this one. It has not impressed me one bit thus far. I hated Man of Steel and this doesn’t look any different. The trailer shows off a lot of CGI action between Batman and Superman in a dark movie that also has Wonder Woman thrown in. Oh, let’s not forget the other seven or so heroes that get shoehorned in at the end. I might find my way out to theaters to see just how bad this really is, but make no mistake: I am calling this the worst comic book movie of the year.

What do you think? Am I wrong? Do you disagree with me? Tell me about it in the comments below. Start a conversation. What’s the worst that could happen?

 


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R.A. Miller

R. A. Miller, the pen name of Robert Miller, spends his days working for the Suncoast Media Group and his nights writing for Deck Ape, as well as his own fiction. A graduate of Full Sail University with a BFA in Creative Writing for Entertainment, Robert uses his knowledge and his skills to create spectacular, page turning fiction.

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Michael Allan
1 year 3 months ago

Turtles 2 at least looks better than the first one. Though that’s not saying much.

I disagree with blaming Hollywood for Independence Day 2 though. I have heard nothing but demands for an ID sequel since that movie released. Hollywood just finally caved to demands.

jpraise
1 year 3 months ago
I’m gonna make a safe bet and say TMNT 2 is better than the first. Of course that’s “better” in the same way that pissing the bed is “better” than shitting the bed. And it will make money because such a high % of the population likes big, loud, dumb things. How else is Trump leading in the polls? KC 2 is gonna be bad, and I’m pretty sure ID2 will also (the Liam Hemsworth effect). I don’t know if Pete’s Dragon will or not, it has a chance. And I’m slowly warming on BvS, if only because this is… Read more »
J. Paul Roe
1 year 3 months ago

How can a Kindergarten Cop sequel possibly be a bad thing? I’m sure it will give us even more immortal lines like “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

Daniel
Daniel
1 year 3 months ago
Kindergarten Cop 2 clearly has the potential to be on top of things (or should I say bottom) in 2016. Why Dolph Lundgren? I can see it now: Dolph Lundgren, known for his roles in “Rocky IV”, “The Punisher”, “Universal Soldier” or “The Expendables” and now “Kindergarten Cop 2” :)). Say what? Also, do we really need another Independence Day movie? No, the first one was all we needed: it was great and now they just want to piggyback off its name and they’ll be ruining the memory of the first in the process. If this gets more than a… Read more »
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jpraise
1 year 3 months ago

I want to amend my judgment on KC 2. Only if they make Dolph Lundgren reprise his Ivan Drago character as the failed-boxer-turned-cop. The Kindergarten Cop has to have an accent. It would WORK

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